[It's a good thing they have nothing to do with each other, because the last thing a guy needs is a vampire up in his business, let alone a drunk one. Since it's only fair:]
[ she's frowning hardcore at the guy she's mashing her keys at. she takes her time in typing out her name, you know, since it's important. ]
Caroline.
[ she should add a few !!! to make the impact smack him across the face like a flame eating at skin, but she can't really be bothered backspacing, now that she's sort of lying with her cheek against the counter of the bar and her elbows are resting on it. ]
Sorry. Tthiught you were someone e lse. Don't no how, you r name starts with A.
[They've entered the belligerent stage, apparently. This a real laugh coming from someone who'd called up the wrong person and now won't stop texting.]
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text; alternatively titled "or no dates at all"
[It's a good thing they have nothing to do with each other, because the last thing a guy needs is a vampire up in his business, let alone a drunk one. Since it's only fair:]
Who the hell are you?
text; alternatively titled "homo"
Caroline.
[ she should add a few !!! to make the impact smack him across the face like a flame eating at skin, but she can't really be bothered backspacing, now that she's sort of lying with her cheek against the counter of the bar and her elbows are resting on it. ]
Sorry. Tthiught you were someone e lse. Don't no how, you r name starts with A.
text; alternatively titled "u wish"
I'll chalk it up to a drunk dial.
Better luck next time.
text; alternatively titled "i wish for u*"
You shouldd at l east sing back.
Commo n cour,sty
text; alternatively titled "no*"
Jumping people with karaoke generally isn't considered a courtesy.
[More like a gong show waiting to happen.]
text; alternatively titled "all i want is you"
Are u alwyas this :)? Becuz u could do wtih some musicl cheeeer!
text; alternatively titled "nice girls only"
Noted.
Bye.