[ uh ... why does matt not know who this is? he so didn't take her off speed dial, did he? caroline is a master of almost everything, but being completely wasted and texting is, unfortunately, not one of her countless skills. ]
[Sorry, Caroline, you're not even close, not even within the same zip code. If they'd been speaking in person, Adam would be giving her the slow, carefully enunciated answer of someone speaking to a child.]
[ if they were face-to-face, she wouldn't even be talking to him. if he could see her face, she'd be giving him her "what the fuck" look, too bad she's giving it to her phone. ]
[It's a good thing they have nothing to do with each other, because the last thing a guy needs is a vampire up in his business, let alone a drunk one. Since it's only fair:]
[ she's frowning hardcore at the guy she's mashing her keys at. she takes her time in typing out her name, you know, since it's important. ]
Caroline.
[ she should add a few !!! to make the impact smack him across the face like a flame eating at skin, but she can't really be bothered backspacing, now that she's sort of lying with her cheek against the counter of the bar and her elbows are resting on it. ]
Sorry. Tthiught you were someone e lse. Don't no how, you r name starts with A.
[They've entered the belligerent stage, apparently. This a real laugh coming from someone who'd called up the wrong person and now won't stop texting.]
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text; or alternatively titled "who let adam out of his cage woof woof woof"
Date: 2014-04-29 01:30 am (UTC)Mattt?????
WhO si dhis?
text; alternatively titled "vampire barbie gets a stake up the ass"
Date: 2014-05-01 08:24 pm (UTC)[Sorry, Caroline, you're not even close, not even within the same zip code. If they'd been speaking in person, Adam would be giving her the slow, carefully enunciated answer of someone speaking to a child.]
This is Adam.
text; alternatively titled "wait until the second date where you get to do that, hussy"
Date: 2014-05-01 09:27 pm (UTC)Who the hell s Ada m
text; alternatively titled "or no dates at all"
Date: 2014-05-04 06:12 am (UTC)[It's a good thing they have nothing to do with each other, because the last thing a guy needs is a vampire up in his business, let alone a drunk one. Since it's only fair:]
Who the hell are you?
text; alternatively titled "homo"
Date: 2014-05-06 11:40 am (UTC)Caroline.
[ she should add a few !!! to make the impact smack him across the face like a flame eating at skin, but she can't really be bothered backspacing, now that she's sort of lying with her cheek against the counter of the bar and her elbows are resting on it. ]
Sorry. Tthiught you were someone e lse. Don't no how, you r name starts with A.
text; alternatively titled "u wish"
Date: 2014-05-08 12:20 am (UTC)I'll chalk it up to a drunk dial.
Better luck next time.
text; alternatively titled "i wish for u*"
Date: 2014-05-12 05:15 am (UTC)You shouldd at l east sing back.
Commo n cour,sty
text; alternatively titled "no*"
Date: 2014-05-13 01:41 am (UTC)Jumping people with karaoke generally isn't considered a courtesy.
[More like a gong show waiting to happen.]
text; alternatively titled "all i want is you"
Date: 2014-05-14 04:43 am (UTC)Are u alwyas this :)? Becuz u could do wtih some musicl cheeeer!
text; alternatively titled "nice girls only"
Date: 2014-05-14 04:58 am (UTC)Noted.
Bye.